In honour of Gaius Petronius, Swift and other titans of the satirical form.
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Curiosity leaped to their feet. “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. All those words, Logic. You have an answer for EVERYTHING, don’t you? What about running a few more tests? What about some focus groups? How can you be so absolutely certain you’re so conclusively right?”.
Logic shook their head ruefully and looked towards Intellect, who was now picking at their big toe.
Logic sighed and continued. “I appreciate your concerns, Curiosity and I respectfully validate and accept them”. Logic looked back towards Intellect who was absently nodding and continued. “But in every exigency, there is a time for questions and a time for decisions, otherwise we would simply keep asking questions and never take action. Does that not make sense?”.
